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Saturday Morning Hangover Blues: FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILICATION

As for this one, it's coming straight from the Auditor General to our esteemed number-one residence of the Republic in Kanda. The price of spare parts is more than that of a brand-new ambulance?

Rasta heard this word and knew that yes ‘nsem wɔ world’. What a strange word! Another score in favour of Ph.D versus Dutch passport. Proper Ph.D at work.

Was it not this yet to be Honable in the People’s House who was crying about the plight of citizens in the Republic sometime back? Eiish…. people done prosper!
Today, the eyes are bereft of tears and he’s bamboozling us with grammar. Time changes ampa!

Anyway, ibi Ghana we dey abi!

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So, Koo Dame you see? Don’t do, I go do. You see now? Technical knock out flat. We said it right here that Massa heed the advice of the Wiggy Black Robbed learned woman to back off. And you wouldn’t. In fact, it even spurred you on.
Remember that song, yɛ ka na wontea? We told you small disgrace is better than big disgrace but you won’t listen. There you are!

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Anyway, there’s another ambulance matter on the horizon. Please stay away from it. This is a matter that occupies more space and weightier than weight.

Just chok in your square office and recover and be counting your days for the next three or four months waiting patiently for your fat ex gratia which is assured. Went to London to waste our money and then here too, productive time wasted upon all the advice. Well, that’s a good example of floccinaucinihilipilification!

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Ibi Ghana we dey!!

Talking of the new ambulance matter on the horizon, this matter is going to be super bombastic! Herr…. my people, sika mpɛ dede ampa! People dey chop money quietly on the side.

As for this one, it’s coming straight from the Auditor General to our esteemed number-one residence of the Republic in Kanda. The price of spare parts is more than that of a brand-new ambulance?

You remember this song again? Sɛ opnyin wɔ fie, na osi hwee nfa ne hu a…… To wit, if an elder is in the home and says nothing concerns him….

My President has been accused on many occasions as being a clearing agent. Now it’s alleged that his two sweet daughters are being linked to this matter. Let’s wait and see. Another song comes to mind… ‘okoro, you dey see what I dey see’?

Maybe, when it is pursued at the bench of the Wiggy fraternity, it might end up as another floccinaucinihilipilification?

Ibi Ghana we dey!!!

But let’s ask ooo…. this Agyapadie document has been in the system for some time now. And some of the things we’re seeing today have been clearly stated in there. So when did it become a fabrication by the opposition?

Why wasn’t it rubbished at that time it came out?
Or they are now seeing it? Ah well…

Ibi Ghana we dey!!!

Before we leave you to enjoy your weekend, let’s see if floccinaucinihilipilification can be applied in some one or two instances.

1. National cathedral?
2. Planting for food and jobs?
3. Agyapa deal?
4. Agenda 111?
5. 1D1F?

Okay, we hear that Alexander the Great from Efutu nicodemousely smuggled some nominees for joining the Red Wiggy Reds into the People’s House for vetting when others were not aware. Hmmm….

Ibi Ghana we dey!!!

Please, tell those telling Walewale Adam Smith and Little Dramani that they are destined to come out as winners of the December thumb printing exercise that they should be measured in their pronouncements.

This is because when this gets entrenched in their minds and they don’t win, then wahala for us in this Republic ooo…

Have a great hangover morning and please no activity that will result in floccinaucinihilipilification this weekend.

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